Best quotes to send by SMS
Alan Perlis The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

William Henry Harrison I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Inigo DeLeon The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.
Author: Inigo DeLeon

Euripides The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Author: Euripides

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
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Insect jokes How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.
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Internet jokes How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Internet jokes I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Internet jokes Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.
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