Best quotes to send by SMS
Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it.
Author: Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

Groucho Marx I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Author: Groucho Marx

Confucius The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
Author: Confucius

Cicero The first duty of a man is the seeking after and the investigation of truth.
Author: Cicero

Ralph Waldo Emerson I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Judge jokes Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.
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Judge jokes What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
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King Kong jokes What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
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King Kong jokes Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
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King Kong jokes Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
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