The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Author: David Friedman

I think that it's important for scientists to explain their work, particularly in cosmology. This now answers many questions once asked of religion.
Author: Stephen Hawking

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.
Author: Cicero

Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.
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Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.
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