The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author: William J. Broad

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes