The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be.
Author: Jason Fried

The conscience of a people is their power.
Author: John Dryden

The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung

The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.
Author: Henry L. Stimson

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Author: Dame Rose Macaulay

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes