Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Author: Russell Baker

The family is the country of the heart.
Author: Giuseppe Mazzini

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you.
Author: Elmer Davis

It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
Author: Anatole France

The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.
Author: Rene Descartes

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes