The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Author: Doug Larson

The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Author: Garry Shandling

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.
Author: Terry Pratchett

What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
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What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
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