Best quotes to send by SMS
Lois McMaster Bujold Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Nathaniel Emmons Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

William J. Broad The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author: William J. Broad

Robert Louis Stevenson Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Willa Cather The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Author: Willa Cather

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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Internet jokes I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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Internet jokes What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
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Internet jokes You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
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Internet jokes Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
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