Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author: William J. Broad

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Author: Willa Cather

How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
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You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
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Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
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