If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb

The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.
Author: Hesiod

In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
Author: Tiberius

Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of injuring their virtue. They will even sacrifice their lives to preserve their virtue complete.
Author: Confucius

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
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Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
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If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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