Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Author: Ralph Hodgson

Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Author: Jerry Garcia

Something unknown is doing we don't know what.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
Author: Gloria Naylor

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Author: Satchel Paige

What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Your so bald your bald
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes