Best quotes to send by SMS
Ernst Haas The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.
Author: Ernst Haas

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Robert Jackson Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.
Author: Robert Jackson

Calvin Coolidge The chief business of the American people is business.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Jason Fried The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be.
Author: Jason Fried

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
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Insect jokes What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
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Insect jokes What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
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Insect jokes Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !
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