I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.
Author: Inigo DeLeon

The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Author: Euripides

Nature does nothing uselessly.
Author: Aristotle

I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.
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You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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