The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker

Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb

The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.
Author: Hesiod

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes