Best quotes to send by SMS
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

J. William Fulbright The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

Alan Perlis The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

William Henry Harrison I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
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Insect jokes What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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Insect jokes What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
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Insect jokes Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
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Insect jokes How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
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