The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
Author: Theodore Parker

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.
Author: Ellen Goodman

The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
Author: William Hutton

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes