The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung

The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.
Author: Henry L. Stimson

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Author: Dame Rose Macaulay

The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
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Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes