The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Author: William Shakespeare

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Author: Victor Borge

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
Author: Terry Pratchett

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
Author: Shirley Chisholm

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
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Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.
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Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.
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Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.
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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
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