I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory

Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
Author: Sylvia Robinson

Only fools are positive.
Author: Moe Howard

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"
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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
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