Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Jackson Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.
Author: Robert Jackson

Calvin Coolidge The chief business of the American people is business.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Jason Fried The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be.
Author: Jason Fried

John Dryden The conscience of a people is their power.
Author: John Dryden

Carl Jung The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
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Insect jokes What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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Insect jokes How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
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Insect jokes Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
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Insect jokes What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
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