The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Author: William Van Horne

In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.
Author: Ernst Haas

The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
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What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes