Best quotes to send by SMS
George Eliot Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
Author: George Eliot

Juvenal Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
Author: Juvenal

Pablo Casals I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
Author: Pablo Casals

Martin Luther King Jr. I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

Ed Norton Sometimes creativity is a compulsion, not an ambition.
Author: Ed Norton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Halloween jokes A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
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Halloween jokes A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".
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Halloween jokes Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
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Halloween jokes How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
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Halloween jokes How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
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