Best quotes to send by SMS

Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
Author: George Eliot
Peace visits not the guilty mind.
(Nemo Malus Felix)
Author: Juvenal
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
Author: Pablo Casals
I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.
Sometimes creativity is a compulsion, not an ambition.
Author: Ed Norton
The best jokes to send by SMS

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.
"Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends.
"No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed."
Another boy wore a sheet
over his head.
"Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends.
"No,
I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his
friends
'No, I'm an undercover agent".
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They
paint the town dead!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes
How do you get the most apples when bobbing
at Halloween
Wear a snorkel !
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes