If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell

The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker

Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes