The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.
Author: Henry L. Stimson

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Author: Dame Rose Macaulay

The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
Author: Louise Bogan

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.
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What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
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Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!
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Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?
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