Best quotes to send by SMS
Menander The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander

Floyd Dell Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell

Peter Drucker The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker

Ralph Waldo Emerson Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hugh Macleod The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
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Insect jokes What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
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Insect jokes What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.
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Insect jokes Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
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Insect jokes If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
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