The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Author: Willa Cather

The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.
Author: Sir William Osler

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
Author: Charles Bukowski

The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our minds.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
Author: Barbara Hall

How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.
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What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.
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Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.
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Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
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Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
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