The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.
Author: Inigo DeLeon

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes