Best quotes to send by SMS
Miguel de Cervantes The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Ernst Haas The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.
Author: Ernst Haas

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Robert Jackson Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.
Author: Robert Jackson

Calvin Coolidge The chief business of the American people is business.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
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Insect jokes What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!
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Insect jokes Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
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Insect jokes How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
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