It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Author: Dame Rose Macaulay

The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
Author: Louise Bogan

Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust; and music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
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Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!
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Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?
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Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet.
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You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!
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