Best quotes to send by SMS
Donald Barthelme The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme

Al Franken The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken

Ralph Waldo Emerson The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

H. L. Mencken The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Why did the fly fly ?
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
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Insect jokes What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
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Insect jokes How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
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Insect jokes What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !
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