Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Author: Theodore Parker

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory

Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
Author: Sylvia Robinson

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes