Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author: William J. Broad

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Author: Willa Cather

The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.
Author: Sir William Osler

You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
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Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.
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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes