Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.
Author: Lester Brown

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
Author: Price Cobb

Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
Author: Margaret Cho

What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes