I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
Author: Louise Bogan

Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust; and music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes

The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Author: Joseph Heller

Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.
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Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.
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Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.
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Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.
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Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.
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