Best quotes to send by SMS
Cheryl Rene Grossman I dream, therefore I become.
Author: Cheryl Rene Grossman

Sun-tzu The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
Author: Sun-tzu

Bible Render therefore to all their dues.
Author: Bible

Donald Barthelme The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme

Al Franken The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !
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Insect jokes What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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Insect jokes What goes zzub, zzub ? A bee flying backwards !
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Insect jokes What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !
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Insect jokes What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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