The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Author: Alan Patrick Herbert

The crowd gives the leader new strength.
Author: Evenius

The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Author: Tom Stoppard

The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Author: Mark Twain

I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
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Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?
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Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.
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Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
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