The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
Author: Judith Hayes

The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Author: William Van Horne

In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.
Author: Ernst Haas

What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !
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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
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What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
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