The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's
Author: Salma Hayek

The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
Author: Theodore Parker

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !
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What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
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