Best quotes to send by SMS
Francis Maitland Balfour The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, char
Author: Francis Maitland Balfour

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't think you can measure life in terms of years. I think longevity doesn't necessarily have anything to do with happiness. I mean happiness comes from facing challenges and going out on a limb and taking risks. If y
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Linus Pauling The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Author: Linus Pauling

Edward Clarke The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in a smaller house than your means would entitle you to have.
Author: Edward Clarke

Judith Hayes The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
Author: Judith Hayes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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Insect jokes What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !
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Insect jokes Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !
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Insect jokes Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !
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