Best quotes to send by SMS
Calvin Coolidge The chief business of the American people is business.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Jason Fried The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be.
Author: Jason Fried

John Dryden The conscience of a people is their power.
Author: John Dryden

Carl Jung The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung

Henry L. Stimson The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.
Author: Henry L. Stimson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
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Insect jokes Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
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Insect jokes What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
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Insect jokes A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
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Insect jokes What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.
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