Best quotes to send by SMS
H. L. Mencken The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

J. William Fulbright The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

Alan Perlis The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

William Henry Harrison I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !
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Insect jokes What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
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Insect jokes What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
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Insect jokes What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
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