Best quotes to send by SMS
George Burns If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Author: George Burns

Jakob Nielsen The best Web sites are better than reality.
Author: Jakob Nielsen

Og Mandino It is those who concentrate on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.
Author: Og Mandino

John Berry The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
Author: John Berry

Martha Graham The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
Author: Martha Graham

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !
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Insect jokes Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !
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Insect jokes What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
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Insect jokes What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
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Insect jokes How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
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