I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Author: Garry Shandling

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author: William J. Broad

How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
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What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
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How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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