Best quotes to send by SMS
G. K. Chesterton The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Salma Hayek The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's
Author: Salma Hayek

Theodore Parker The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
Author: Theodore Parker

Sir Winston Churchill The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Logan Pearsall Smith I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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Insect jokes How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
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Insect jokes Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
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Insect jokes What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
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