Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Render therefore to all their dues.
Author: Bible

Donald Barthelme The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme

Al Franken The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken

Ralph Waldo Emerson The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

H. L. Mencken The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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Insect jokes Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
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Insect jokes What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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Insect jokes Why did the fly fly ?
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
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