Best quotes to send by SMS
Aristotle The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Author: Aristotle

Agatha Christie The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.
Author: Agatha Christie

Josh Billings The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Author: Josh Billings

Napoleon Bonaparte The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Albert Ellis The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don't blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny.
Author: Albert Ellis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.
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Insect jokes What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !
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Insect jokes What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !
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Insect jokes What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !
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Insect jokes Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !
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