The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley, An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'd joy! (The best laid schemes of Mice and Men oft go awry, And leave us nothing but grief and pain, For promised joy!)
Author: Robert Burns

In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.
Author: Dorothea Dix

I like life. It's something to do.
Author: Ronnie Shakes

The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes