Best quotes to send by SMS
Ellen Goodman The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.
Author: Ellen Goodman

William Hutton The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
Author: William Hutton

Sydney Smith Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
Author: Sydney Smith

Alan Patrick Herbert The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Author: Alan Patrick Herbert

Evenius The crowd gives the leader new strength.
Author: Evenius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !
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Insect jokes QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
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Insect jokes Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
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Insect jokes What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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