Best quotes to send by SMS
Jakob Nielsen The best Web sites are better than reality.
Author: Jakob Nielsen

Og Mandino It is those who concentrate on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.
Author: Og Mandino

John Berry The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
Author: John Berry

Martha Graham The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
Author: Martha Graham

Doug Larson The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Author: Doug Larson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
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Insect jokes Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Insect jokes What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Insect jokes What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !
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Insect jokes What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes