The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Author: Pliny the Elder

The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Author: Charles Churchill

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Author: Mark Twain

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Author: George Burns

One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes