I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Author: Matt Groening

The best mirror is an old friend.
Author: George Herbert

I dream, therefore I become.
Author: Cheryl Rene Grossman

The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
Author: Sun-tzu

Render therefore to all their dues.
Author: Bible

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?". Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes